The Blumpkin Patch
Friday, June 17, 2011
im back
threw the flames ihad to crawl to see the were not flames at all its just the worlds imaginary wall
Monday, November 1, 2010
YO! FUCK YO MAMMA !
My grandmother is such a bad ass she once knitted my brothers and i barbed wire sweaters for Christmas.
At my high school graduation she got in a fist fight with a security guard After he busted her trying to slip me a joint.She was once dismissed of all charges for lack of evidence and no witness statements , on a charge involving a known mugger being tazzed to death. In the coroners report its said that poor bastard had been jolted five times at three to five minutes each jolt. Stopped his heart cold . They tried ,but had no proof . She had to stop going to her church because of all the drama around that place. It just so happened that the day another lady that goes to that church sat in grandmas spot was the same day,to that ladies misfortune all four of her tires had miraculously blown out! Random . well thats how rumors start .
At my high school graduation she got in a fist fight with a security guard After he busted her trying to slip me a joint.She was once dismissed of all charges for lack of evidence and no witness statements , on a charge involving a known mugger being tazzed to death. In the coroners report its said that poor bastard had been jolted five times at three to five minutes each jolt. Stopped his heart cold . They tried ,but had no proof . She had to stop going to her church because of all the drama around that place. It just so happened that the day another lady that goes to that church sat in grandmas spot was the same day,to that ladies misfortune all four of her tires had miraculously blown out! Random . well thats how rumors start .
Friday, October 29, 2010
history question
If Adolf Hitler took so much pride in being an almost godlike orator ,why did he kill him self before capture? I figured he would have been the kind of guy who'd try to talk his way out of it. The way some people manage to talk their way out of a ticket . Lots of show boating and boasting but no throw down from the man him self.....what a bitch!
who comes up with this shit?
You ever see a guy fuck his own asshole? I know right? Its some fucked up shit to watch. You know what ? It kind of looked like Gonzo sucking on the end of his nose.................
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Plague doctor
Some nights i think i have revisited past lives in my dreams. There is something about they way they can fire up your emotions...like something just touched your soul. Unfamiliar places with un recognizable people, but you have the most vexing feeling of familiarity . Like an alternate reality where another you lives a life of its own. These are the hardest dreams to keep in your memory. And the more you try to recall the more the recollection fades. Or maybe its just a a test the mind puts itself threw to check its sanity .
Kings and Peasants
Back out ,take a look around ....do you see how we are?...........we created a false sense of being. Humans picked a routine to follow beyond survival.......The separation from the animals.....we have our system and a love for gold.... We live an unnatural path in quest of wealth.........We separate the strong from the weak . The dominant strong exploit the weak. Using them to build their empires while barely allowing the weak the crumbs . People eating each other like wild ANIMALS. Go figure the same system designed to separate man from beast shows man as the most vicious predator , the one that consumes its own kind.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Hey ! Happy Monday ........................Yeah! Up yours too..you friggin JERK!
Had one of those days where everything just seemed to suck balls. Everything drags, you have a bunch on your mind and it makes your head start to hurt, and all you want to do is go home and hide in bed . and it never fails on these kind of days you always end up in a getting a ticket by some dick cop ,or find out your neighbor's cat had its spine crushed in your garage door . And it never fails,its the same kind of days you find out your best friend got busted robbing a Adult book and novelty boutique , Or you catch word that your your cousin got twenty five years added to his sentence for shiving a guy to death with a sharpened popcicle stick,Or your parents drop by for a visit to inform you that you were born a hermaphrodite and they chose to make you a boy and thats why you sometimes act like a girly little bitch ....huh! You know one of those days where you go to the park and whack the heads off of gophers with a good solid golf club, just to relax . Some times to blow off steam i like to go down town and pay bums in beer to fight one another . My absolute favorite thing to do to escape the pressure of a bad day is to mental murder. What i do is i go to the mall and find a bench in a high traffic area, and as people walk by i see there face then close my eyes and try to picture how many ways i can kill them....Boy let me tell you it can get brutal.......Right, you know what i mean .....what? C'mon! You know you have at least had the thought . .............................liar.
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