Hey ! Happy Monday ........................Yeah! Up yours too..you friggin JERK!

Had one of those days where everything just seemed to suck balls. Everything drags, you have a bunch on your mind and it makes your head start to hurt, and all you want to do is go home and hide in bed . and it never fails on these kind of days you always end up in a getting a ticket by some dick cop ,or find out your neighbor's cat had its spine crushed in your garage door . And it never fails,its the  same kind of days you find out your best friend got busted robbing a Adult book and novelty boutique , Or you catch word that your your cousin got twenty five years added to his sentence for shiving a guy to death with a sharpened popcicle stick,Or your parents drop by for a visit to inform you that you were born a hermaphrodite and they chose to make you a boy and thats why you sometimes act like a girly little bitch ....huh!   You know one of those days where you go to the park and whack the heads off of gophers with a good solid golf club, just to relax . Some times  to blow off steam i like to go down town and pay bums in beer to fight one another . My absolute favorite thing to do to escape the pressure of a bad day is to mental murder. What i do is i go to the mall and find a bench in a high traffic area, and as people walk by i see there face then close my eyes and try to picture how many ways i can kill them....Boy let me tell you it can get brutal.......Right, you know what i mean .....what? C'mon!  You know you have at least had the thought . .............................liar.