Hi, A Blumpkin Patch is where young boys go to become men. Its like a autumn rights of passage.
You might have seen one in your home town ,i have one in mine . Its a rented out corner lot much like the one where you buy your Christmas tree. But on this type of lot there is a row of about twenty five very sanitary portapotties , and about twenty five very scantily clad not so good looking prostitutes ......And for a ten spot you can take your boy down and let him get his first toilet seat blow job.........Then you can take him back home a man.......This blog will be just as shocking and life altering as your first visit to a Blumpkin Patch.
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