My grandmother is such a bad ass she once knitted my brothers and i barbed wire sweaters for Christmas.
At my high school graduation she got in a fist fight with a security guard After he busted her trying to slip me a joint.She was once dismissed of all charges for lack of evidence and no witness statements , on a charge involving a known mugger being tazzed to death. In the coroners report its said that poor bastard had been jolted five times at three to five minutes each jolt. Stopped his heart cold . They tried ,but had no proof . She had to stop going to her church because of all the drama around that place. It just so happened that the day another lady that goes to that church sat in grandmas spot was the same day,to that ladies misfortune all four of her tires had miraculously blown out! Random . well thats how rumors start .
